Alaska Journey Day 79
Announcement Day
Cadillac’s Most Correct Viewpoint
I told the guides I would write their part and get on to the important stuff. The guides and my minion did various things at various times in various places. Done. Now on to the Most Important Announcement of the Year.
Most Important Announcement of the Year
Given the sad state of Moose Rights in the US, the poor representation of Moose in any official capacity and the fact that not one of the 207 HPs running for the highest office have a single reference to this burning issue, I, Cadillac Moose, late of Acadia Maine and currently residing in the North of Carolina, do now restore the glorious Bull Moose Party to its rightful place as the premiere party in the United States and accept the unanimous call of the entire party leadership as the Bull Moose Party declared & official 2020 candidate for the office of President of all of the United States of American, how ever many of them that there are.
In the tradition of the renowned Bull Moose Party, Cadillac makes his announcement at the first of multiple Whistle Stops along the campaign trail,
To allow time for this momentous announcement to permeate the collective conscious on the American HPs I will not hold a press conference at this time nor enumerate all of my staff and position papers but will attend to them over the next few days.
Don’t Mess With US.