Cadillac insisted that he be given the Saturday TLT slot to announce his perfect place. He said he endured forts and rivers and monuments and cannons so we finally found what he likes.

Cadillac Tracks - Nirvana. All those miles I have traveled with these human people and finally we get to this place. I don’t know where this place is but I guess I have found my new home. Just look at this, what I assume to be, The National Monument. Sixty, 60! latte flavors. This is the pinnacle of choices. I am only on number 5 and they are delightful. Opps, number 6 just arrived. I can’t imagine what will be my favorite. Ooh, clearly it is Chocolate Carmel Kiss. Numbers 7, 8 & 9 just got here, Wow, now Cinnamon Dulche is best. Numbers, well I’m not sure but 2 or 5 more just arrived. WOW I LOVE COOKIE BUTTER - I THINK I NEED TO SPRINT UP A MOUTAIN BUT NO, WAIT, HERE COMES NUMBERS 6230 AND 90 10. OH I JUST AM OVER THE MOON WITH IRISH CREAM, BUT HERE COMES, JELLY DOUGHNUT JELLY AND A DOUGHNUT IN THE COFFEE, PREDUNKED, CAN THIS GET ANNNYYYY BETTTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM READY FOR….

Editors’ Note: We are sorry but the Moose is comatose right now. We are going to suspend his test and haul him to one of the Hot Spring Mineral Baths. Regular posting resumes tomorrow.