Cadillac Moose is a hero? What! First the Repair Police take him away, call in a specialist with the Fire Department, electric sub sect, under the Fire Marshal’s province. Surely they are closing in on the culprit. They enlisted the IBAEW union to assure compliance issues and instead of being carted away in chains he is a hero. How?

Dispatch from THE MARSHAL MOOSE

Clearly the Driver has no idea what is going on but then we all knew that. The police and fire were not investigating me they were uncovering the heroic work I did to save the Rolling Igloo not to mention the Driver and the Kind & Pretty one. Oops, I guess I did mention them not that they owe me anything for rescuing them. Or at least not much but we will get to that another time. Heroic effort is my most outstanding quality.

The fire folks & police were so impressed they gave me a huge gold medal, I guess it is worth a fortune. Also lattes and donuts. The Texas Rangers made me a real marshal with a solid silver badge. I also get a 15% discount on TR gear. AND….

I GOT A HAT! A genuine, cowboy 20 gallon hat with a terrific hat band. I look fabulous. I remembered all of my posse as well and got them each a hat almost as good as mine. 

I would love to recount all the dangerous work I did but my new book contract does not allow me to discuss it now. You can watch my appearance on Fox and Friends, The Today Show and the USNews & Moose Report. Then I am scheduled to “do lunch” with some Hollywood types at the Derby in CA. So I will be busy for a while writing my story and screen play. I may do a song as well. They wanted Bullwinkle to star in the movie but I said, “No.” I have of course already starred in a feature film so I will play myself. Ciao.