Two Lane Touring

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MOOSE DOWN!

Unfortunately we stumbled on a National Geographic film crew a few days ago. They were doing a multi-place show about Big Bend. Cadillac, recalling his glorious debut in film and thinking as only an addled Moose can, that since they had a director, camera & sound tech and even a gaffer and a grip, they must be the ones to shoot the Great British Baking Show. And he did not see Paul Hollywood so, taking no chances he stowed away in a light case. He took three pounds of Butterfingers, an old slice of bread, all my apples! and a can of soup. Good luck with the can. Of course they found him as they got into St. Louis. He started whining right away with his “need” for a very large, extra hot, spring onion latte and a stop at Ted Drewes for ice cream cause he was deprived for the trip. And where was the next bakery he could evalutate and did they keep Paul Hollywood’s special chair…..and are returning him postage due. We expect him some time in a week or so and he will have a lot of WORK to catch up his reviews and pay off his debt. Again.