We Interrupt this Blog for a Special News Update
Dateline - Raleigh, August 2023: It is now being reported by reliable sources that Kellen - grandson to the Two Lane Touring editors, has asked the lovely Lauren to marry him. The answer was yes and the ring of engagement slipped on her finger. The citizens of the greater Raleigh area are celebrating now even though the impending vows are almost two years away. The families of both of the newly minted fiancees are reported to be very pleased, indeed brimming with excitement. Someone’s grandparents are thrilled. The planning has already begun for what will be the most watched event of 2025. Stay tuned to this channel for updates, the latest news, and the most farfetched rumors.