Hi, who are you?

Yes.

No, I asked who are you?

Yes, Hoo.

Right, who?

Correct.

Let me rephrase the question, are you a feathered creature?

Yes.

Well what one?

No, Hoo.

That is what I want to know. Who?

You got it.

What?

Not here, third nest.

This is impossible it is a simple question. Ok, What species are you?

Owl

You’ll what?

Not here.

Who’s not here?

Hoo is, what isn’t

Arrrrugh

Second Nest.

A nod of the ball cap to the pioneering team of Abbot and Costello.