By Cadillac Moose, PhD, RyE
A luscious key lime piette was enjoyed along the boardwalk sitting in the shade at Disney. Being Disney, it was not inexpensive but also being Disney, it was pretty good. I realize that “pretty good” is not the detailed and sensory review you have come to expect from me but I am a bit depressed right now. It as been 7 long weeks and the Great British Baking Show has not even texted me. I cannot believe with my talent on tap they are still going to shoot next season with Paul Hollywood. Besides, I use my real name not some glamorous appellation like say, Cadillac Las Vegas or Cadillac Miami Beach. Hmmm, maybe that is the issue. Anyway, 7 weeks, I blame the PhotoCentric human, I need more spectacular baked goods. Now. Maybe I can get Dennis to send me some really good baked goods. Wait, anyone could! I know that it might be hard so send cash, i will buy my own. Dennis, send me $50 so I can buy scores of great baked goods and I’ll talk to Rusty and get some from him, he will want to keep up with you for sure.
The Verdict; 3. 75 Antlers. (Would have been 4 but plastic spoons and flimsy napkins.)
