Hi, who are you?
Yes.
No, I asked who are you?
Yes, Hoo.
Right, who?
Correct.
Let me rephrase the question, are you a feathered creature?
Yes.
Well what one?
No, Hoo.
That is what I want to know. Who?
You got it.
What?
Not here, third nest.
This is impossible it is a simple question. Ok, What species are you?
Owl
You’ll what?
Not here.
Who’s not here?
Hoo is, what isn’t
Arrrrugh
Second Nest.
A nod of the ball cap to the pioneering team of Abbot and Costello.
