Oh, the Humidity! / by Dave Hileman

“I will never be ready for church with this hair. It is not going to be fixed with a scrunchie that is for certain and I am not sure enough hairspray exits in Florida. What ever will I do, everyone is going to be pointing at me. I can just hear old Mabel, not a feather askew, Anhinga prat on and on about how her nest is better and “did you see her hair today?’ I really wish she would just hang out with the crazy Wood Storks, she would fit right in. But the hair, a new cut? A new hat? That’s it a new hat and I will start a fashion trend and won’t Mabel just be so jealous. Now where is my purse?”