Yacht Club, Disney / by Dave Hileman

Breakfast, I never knew this could be breakfast. The PhotoManiac eats a bowl of dried grains pounded into unnatural shapes and covered with milk. Everyday and twice on Sunday. The NiceOne varies, yogurt, fruit, oatmeal but really not too much. If Paul Hollywood had to eat this whatever taste buds he might have would just quit. (GBBS please call soon!) Then we go to the Yacht Club at Disney. THIS IS BREAKFAST. Why don’t we have this everyday. I mean, wow. Three dark CHOCOLATE waffles with cherry compote & mascarpone cheese and even the Driver got pancakes laden with blueberries and real maple syrup. For breakfast. I did not want to leave. In fact you can get a room right in the place and you don’t have to stay in a mobile pill. Why do we live like this? Where is the National Moose League when you need them to advocate for better breakfast. And at the Yacht Club for a couple of dollars you could also get all the pastry you could eat to go with your breakfast. Of course, we did not - no miracles on the Boardwalk for me. I think I will go and ruminate a bit. Dark Chocolate Waffles, Cherries, Cheese, Maple Syrup…..